Christmas Break

What do you all care anyways?

You know, I just realized: who really cares what I do everyday? and furthermore, what if there are things that I just don't want people to know? I will therefore write a post on how cool some of my friends are.

Daddy is a very cool person. He takes very good care of me.

My mom is loud, but she is still very cool. Her main concern is that I dress "modestly" and marry someone she approves of. So much for my plans to become a dancer in Vegas and marry Wolverine.

Evie is cool too. We like to get together and have Lectures with Loretta sessions.

Marion is also cool. I go visit her and she gives my all kinds of advice.

Justin is really cool too. He reminds of my real purpose in life. I think he should remind me again sometime.

James can be very cool. Like the time he bought be a computer game for Chirstmas.

Lynette is very cool. She is undescribably awesome. We will be friends forever.

Brianna is a very cool person as well. When we are together, we can't stop talking. She gave me a Meijer gift card for Christmas.

Melissa and Rachel are very cool people. We go way back. They are both very artistic. I try to keep Melissa from getting into these strange circumstances. I try to keep Rachel from getting too artistic.

Terry is a very cool friend too. He makes me think about the things I do. He made me give up the habit of winking at strange men.

Aaron has been very cool. He brought me lunch every Monday and Wednesday this semester.

Andrea is my favorite cool coworker. We can talk about theology and not yell at each other. We always agree on whatever we are talking about. Almost.

Brian is a cool guy. He always aks me "Why do you hate me?!"

Maggie is a very cool girl. She had me over that fatal night, and then we went out for Chocolate Shakes. She also scrapes the ice off her car with her CDs.

Janna and MJ are very cool people as well. And when they have Charlie with them, they are even better.

I would say that Steve Birn is cool too, except that he would probably say that he would believe me though thousands others wouldn't.

Monica and Elaine are really cool. They are very smart and beautiful. We look really good when we're on horses.

Jeff a very cool guy, in an accountant kind of way. He had us over once for a Lord of the Rings party, and he makes his own smoothies.

If I have not mentioned you, please remember that I said "some" of my friends.

posted by Loretta @ 4:04 PM